Wyatt Welcomes Barney at the Ranch

Three legged German Shepherd Wyatt welcomes the Kill Barney Tour to Vickers Dude Ranch in Lake City Colorado.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

After several harrowing cross-country trips and long, lonely periods of isolation, Barney hitched himself up to a wagon train and headed out to Lake City, Colorado to spend some time at Spirit Jerry’s favorite dude ranch, where Tripawds Spokespup Wyatt Ray is currently employed as a ranch dawg.

Wyatt opens the KillBarney box

Wyatt wasn’t expecting a guest. But the box sure smelled good, so he dove right in! Suddenly, a stinky purple beast pops out and shouts, “Hello! I love you!”

Wyatt opens the KillBarney box

“Really? Are you kidding me? He’s back?” said Wyatt.

Oh not again. “You really aren’t cut out for ranch life,” he told this raggedy traveler, “but I can show you the ropes, maybe make something out of your sorry butt.”

Wyatt greets Barney

Wyatt quickly showed Barney to his bunk, and stuffed his big nose down into the box. Suddenly, a scent arose from the depths, a scent that brought back memories of good times, and his favorite bitch, Codie Rae from the Oaktown Pack.

Wyatt sniffs Oaktown Pack

Back when the Oaktown Pack hosted the little beast, his fake cousin Floyd tried to steal the show. Codie’s gang did their best to decapitate the poseur, but they failed in their attempt. Now, what was left of Floyd was hiding in the box.

But he couldn’t escape the powerful nose of Wyatt Ray.  “Hey, it’s that creepy wanna-be Barney!” He could smell the Oaktown Pack’s drool all over his tattered remains.

So he dug in, and continued to shred his remnants to pieces, as Barney watched from the dark corner of the bunkhouse, and shuddered . . . .

Stay tuned for more adventures with Barney at Wyatt on the ranch before he hits the road again soon!

Be sure to post in the I Want Barney forum if you understand the meaning of this tour an want your Tripawd to host the KillBarney Tour!

Barney Has Crash Landed

Barney heli-skiing crash landing visit with three legged dog Dakota for Colorado KillBarney Tour visit.

Big news on the Barney front! After his recent overseas adventure with Dizzy, our little purple friend has resurfaced stateside. This just in from Dakota’s pack

Got back from our wild adventure today and managed to free Barney from his box long enough to take a quick photo. As you can see, he was going heli-skiing but things didn’t go well. Photographic evidence is attached.

Barney Colorado Heli-skiing Crash Landing

Stay tuned to Dakota Dawg’s blog for complete details, and check Barney’s map to see all previous stops on the KillBarney Tour.

Another Belated Barney Sighting

Barney drags Wyatt up Cinnamon Pass to see Animas Forks ghost town in four wheel drive off road Jeep rental

Rumor has it, Jerry’s little purple nemesis is making his way back stateside after his visit with Dizzy in the UK. But we are still awaiting word about his next destination.

In the meantime we did find this photo of Wyatt with one of Barney’s brethren, taken at the Animas Forks ghost town on the Alpine Loop during his stay at Vickers Ranch.

Stay tuned for more dispatches from the KillBarney Tour, coming soon…

Barney Sighted in Fort Collins, CO

Barney defects to the dark side of the Monkeybutt Federation and gets some well deserved regulation at Tripawds Boot Camp.

What the…is that Wyatt’s big buddy Titus taking a sniff at the Barnster?

Spanish Mastiff Titus checks out Barney

Sure enough, and it appears he’s hooked up with his long lost evil cousin Floyd. Some regulation is definitely in order!

Monkeybutt BarneyApparently Barney got a bit bent during his last stop on the KillBarney Tour and may have defected to the dark side. Can you say MonkeyBarney?

It’s a good thing Rio sent him off to Tripawds Boot Camp at Jerry’s Acres.

Stay tuned for complete details about Barney’s intervention with three Tripawds – Codie Rae, Travis Ray, & Wyatt Ray Dawg – and the little brown one Smokey.