Chili Dawg and Finchy Host KillBarney Tour

Chili Dawg and Finchy host the KillBarney Tour

Barney’s been movin’ fast these days! This just in from the Chili Dawg…

Barney arrived today!  Mom only let me have an initial “taste” of him.  Finchy and I are dying to get our teeth into him.  Mom says that Abby put him through the ringer and may have given him some brain damage.   She is going to take him to skool so he can have an edgukashun (whatever that is) for a day before I can kill him, to see what he knows.  I hope he’s happy – right now Juliana has him in a doll dress and is taking him for a ride in her doll stroller.  Mom says she will update her blog during the week.

Chili Dawg and Finchy Welcome Tripawds Barney

Stay tuned to Chili’s blawg for complete details, and check out the KillBarney Tour Map to see everywhere the KillBarney Tour has taken Jerry’s little purple friend!

Abby has a go at Barney

Abby welcomes Jerry’s Tripawds traveling Barney doll to San Diego, CA.

Since the Oaktawn Pack had a go at Jerry’s little purple nemesis, we’ve been wondering where Barney was headed next. Then we just heard from Tripawds member abbysmom:

Barney has arrived in beautiful San Diego.

Abby Welcomes Barney to San Diego

Other than a little initial nibbling from Abby, as depicted in the attached photo, Barney is more or less fully intact.

We have commenced Phase 1 of our plan to lure him into a false sense of security. He suspects nothing, but we plan to “bring the hurt” later… Muwahahahahahhahah. (That, in case you can’t tell, is my evil laugh…)

Stay tuned to Abby’s blog for complete details coming soon! New to Tripawds? Wonder what this KillBarney Tour is all about? Check out the map to see where Jerry’s Barney has been, or read about all KillBarney Tour stops and let others know if you want to host Barney.

Barney Sighted in Fort Collins, CO

Barney defects to the dark side of the Monkeybutt Federation and gets some well deserved regulation at Tripawds Boot Camp.

What the…is that Wyatt’s big buddy Titus taking a sniff at the Barnster?

Spanish Mastiff Titus checks out Barney

Sure enough, and it appears he’s hooked up with his long lost evil cousin Floyd. Some regulation is definitely in order!

Monkeybutt BarneyApparently Barney got a bit bent during his last stop on the KillBarney Tour and may have defected to the dark side. Can you say MonkeyBarney?

It’s a good thing Rio sent him off to Tripawds Boot Camp at Jerry’s Acres.

Stay tuned for complete details about Barney’s intervention with three Tripawds – Codie Rae, Travis Ray, & Wyatt Ray Dawg – and the little brown one Smokey.

Barney Puts the Woo in WOO HOO!

Jerry’s purple nemesis Barney visits Rio ans Zephyr in Kingston, Washington.

Just when we started to wonder where Sooper Cooper sent Jerry’s little purple nemesis, we heard from riosmom…

Rio and Zephyr Release BarneySo, we arrived home from our trip to Oregon, and a s’prize was waiting. Momma tried to let me open the box, but Tosca kept putting her big ol’ head in the way. She thought I was taking too long, so she kept shoving me out of the way and trying to chew the box open. (I think she smelled the yummy treats that Cooper sent to ME.)

Rio and Zephyr Release BarneySo, first thing after we got the box open, I found Cooper’s turtle – it smelled SOOPER!!! I wanted to chew on it but Momma said NO, cuz it’s Cooper’s special turtle. When Mom was supervising me with Cooper’s turtle, Zephyr swooped in and stole Barney, then ran into the bedroom into her “house.” Mom yelled after her to DROP IT, and she did (what a good Monkeybutt), and then Mom gave Barney to me. Immediately The Moose tried to grab him from me, so I ran to a safe corner so that I could check him out. T was not very patiently waiting her turn.

Here’s a picture of me getting acquainted with Jerry’s purple nemesis…

Rio Greets BarneyMom’s got some fun stuff planned for the weekend, and then Barney will be movin’ along to his next big adventure. But we wanted everyone to know that Barney’s turned up in Washington again! Hope he brought some sun with him.

— Rio

Check Rio’s Blog soon for complete details!