Stay tuned to Lylee’s blog for all the gory details about Barney’s visit! To see all the Tripawds members Barney has visited, check out the KillBarney Tour Map. Wondering what the KillBarney Tour is all about? Read a little bit of Barney History.
Just a few das prior he had sent us this message …
Hey Jerry! Bo here! Mom came in with a special package this afternoon. She kept saying, “Barney’s here, Barney’s here!” Then, she got a little teary because she said my pal Chili Dawg sent it to me on his way out. I got excited just from sniffing the box. Monkeycat Belle was real interested in this Barney box, too.
Bocephus greets Barney with a big smile.
Mom opened up the box and my eye caught sight of the stinkiest….smelliest….ugliest purple beast EVER! I could not wait to sink my teeth into that guy. I started hopping up and down, but Mom put him on the kitchen counter! She said she had to read the rules first. So, while she’s reading and boo hooing over the Barney Box, I’m sitting here drooling…waiting to get a hold of this dude.
Finally, she let me at him! We went outside and I was really getting him good…he was squeaking and everything. After a little while of Barney torture, Mom took him away and said something about being too rough and that she’s not a very good seamstress. She said that maybe I could try killing him again tomorrow. I think I might try to drown him in the pool…I might have to sneak that by Mom though.
Bo has a go at Barney.
Of course, Dad had his camera the whole time and got some pictures of me with Barney.
Thanks for starting the Barney chain mail… this guy tastes great. And he makes Mom and Dad happy, too!
Please send Bo’s pack your pawsitive thoughts, and check his blog for more news about his visit with Barney.
Barney’s been movin’ fast these days! This just in from the Chili Dawg…
Barney arrived today! Mom only let me have an initial “taste” of him. Finchy and I are dying to get our teeth into him. Mom says that Abby put him through the ringer and may have given him some brain damage. She is going to take him to skool so he can have an edgukashun (whatever that is) for a day before I can kill him, to see what he knows. I hope he’s happy – right now Juliana has him in a doll dress and is taking him for a ride in her doll stroller. Mom says she will update her blog during the week.
Other than a little initial nibbling from Abby, as depicted in the attached photo, Barney is more or less fully intact.
We have commenced Phase 1 of our plan to lure him into a false sense of security. He suspects nothing, but we plan to “bring the hurt” later… Muwahahahahahhahah. (That, in case you can’t tell, is my evil laugh…)
Dear Spirit Jerry & all:
