Missing Barney Report Filed

Barney is missing in action, can you guess where he is?

Just when we started to wonder where Barney was headed next, we received this mysterious anonymous note:

Goodness, me what could it be?

Another package just for me?
Oh the smell is so great,

I hope mom stops making me wait,
because I’m dying to see what lies in wait.

Oh my, what a surprise!
Barney has come so I may chew his eye!
All I can promise (I’ll give you a clue),
is that the time has come, the killing is due.

Who is Barney’s mystery Tripawd host? Where did he go after his visit with Xander the Great? What lies in store for the little purple Guy? Perhaps this picture provides a hint…

Can you guess who is the poet?

Where Barney is, we do not know it,
Where he has been, well that’s a breeze.

But from the looks of things, he’ll need Febreze. 🙂

Author: killbarney

Barney was always a favorite of Jerry … and his greatest nemesis.

5 thoughts on “Missing Barney Report Filed”

  1. I can’t wait to see where that old dinosaur landed. But, I will say this – we need more sand!!! If we bury him up past his head, maybe we would finally be through with that purple pirate that has been marauding all over this continent.

  2. That’s the spirit! Anyone care to guess where the little guy is? We hope to hear all the gory details after St. Patty’s day.

  3. From the sand and danger, I think Chloe has buried the little purple pirate in California.

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