Barney and the Big Dawg

Three legged Cane Corso Fortis treats Barney to a spa day and much more during Texas Hill Country stop on the KillBarney traveling Tripawds Barney doll tour.

We’re hoppy to hear Barney got to spend some quality time with our favorite three legged Cane Corso

Three Legged Cane Corso Fortis and Barney Love the Texas LonghornsThe Hessenius’ had some good old southern hospitality planned for Barney but Fortis didn’t cooperate! He loved Barney from the time he ripped open the FedEx box. Within the box, Barney waited patiently with a gift from Kobe and Mackenzie of Malibu. It was Fortis’ favorite treat, a NB turkey roll. The bond was sealed and Fortis was in love.

Fortis gave Barney a Texas Longhorn mini Tee as a welcoming gift. They ate together, slept together, and often just gazed out the window dreaming of finer things. They roasted marshmallows over an open fire, went swimming at “Fortis Beach”, and even chewed on Fortis’ “favorite sticks together. Fortis doesn’t share those sticks with just anybody mind you.

Barney and Fortis also got treated to a day at the spa where they both received a chiropractor and acupuncture treatment as well as lots of special pampering. Oh, I almost forgot, Fortis saved his little purple buddy from a deadly Texas coral snake. FYI, Fortis’ song for Barney was “Dragonfly” by Fernando Ortega. Your guess to why is as good as mine. Well there you have it. Fortis and Barney’s time together.

Three Legged Cane Corso Fortis and Barney Love the Texas Longhorns

Hopefully we’ll more about Barney’s visit to the Texas Hill Country in Fortis’ blog soon. Go Longhorns!

Stay tuned to find out where the KillBarney Tour takes our little purple friend next. And check out the KillBarney Tour map to see where he’s been.  

Author: killbarney

Barney was always a favorite of Jerry … and his greatest nemesis.

4 thoughts on “Barney and the Big Dawg”

  1. Love those t-shirts and the orange color is so becoming on both of you! What a great pair you make – but it sounds like Fortis you may not have followed the strict rules….there’s a reason why it’s called the killbarney tour, remember? Eating marshmallows together, having a spa day together…what’s up with that? But mums the word – I won’t say anything to Comet cause I know you’ll never hear the end of it…..looking forward to seeing your visit with Barney!

  2. Just because I’m deaf doesn’t mean I can’t read! But now my eyes are strained and my brain hurts! What the H…….???

    EGADS! The world is coming to an end!

    Fortis, you were suppose to “roast” Barney, not marshmallows!! And then if that didn’t work, you were suppose to let the deadly snake wrap around his squishy neck and strangle him!

    What did you think the package I sent you with a snake and marshmallows meant??! Thank Dog I didn’t send you a hammer and nails, you would have built him a house!

    A matching tee and “your song”!!! Oh no. I feel queasy.

    About ready to vomit, Comet – out

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